[Cassandra:]
And all that Jazz

[NYADA Dance Students:]
Hotcha! Whoopee!

[Cassandra:]
And all that jazz

[NYADA Dance Students:]
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!

[Rachel:]
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon
We’re gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
In case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that
…Jazz

[Cassandra:]
Find a flask
We’re playing fast and loose
And all that jazz

[Rachel:]
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that jazz

[Cassandra:]
Come on, babe
We’re gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
‘Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all that Jazz?

[Rachel:]
Oh, you’re gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[Rachel with NYADA Dance Students:]
And all that jazz

[Cassandra:]
Oh, she’s gonna shimmy ’till her garters break

[Cassandra with NYADA Dance Students:]
And all that jazz

[Rachel:]
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother’s blood’d curdle

[NYADA Dance Students:]
If she’d hear her baby’s queer

[Cassandra:]
For all

[Rachel:]
that

[Rachel and Cassandra:]
Jazz
All that Jazz

[Cassandra with NYADA Dance Students:]
Come on, babe
Why Don’t we paint
The town?
And all that Jazz ([NYADA Dance Students:] And all that Jazz)

[Rachel with NYADA Dance Students:]
I’m gonna
Rouge my knees
And roll my
Stockings down
And all that jazz ([NYADA Dance Students:] And all that Jazz)

[Cassandra with NYADA Dance Students:]
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano’s hot

[Rachel with NYADA Dance Students:]
It’s just a noisy hall
Where there’s a nightly brawl

[Rachel:]
And all that

[NYADA Dance Students:]
Jazz

[Cassandra:]
No, I’m no one’s wife

[Rachel:]
But, Oh, I love my life

[Rachel and Cassandra:]
And all that Jazz!

[Rachel and Cassandra with NYADA Dance Students:]
That Jazz!